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It Was the Best of Morning Sickness, It Was the Worst of Morning Sickness

(It's kind of cute, how I'm writing this like my morning sickness experience is over and I'm fondly reflecting on the horrors I've endured over the past almost three months. That's a lie. I threw up just this morning, so who knows when it will actually end.)  This post is dedicated to all the friends I have getting married in the next month or so or who recently got married and are looking forward to the joys of pregnancy one day themselves. Here is a definitive ranking of the worst times to throw up, starting with the "best". 9 - Right before bed Now, you might be thinking, why right before bed? Well, it's easy. You just throw up, and then you can just lie on your bed and fall asleep and get up the next day. Also, I find that throwing up tends to wear me out, which makes it easier to fall asleep (as strange as that sounds). 8 - Between breakfast and lunch This is where I currently am - it's a nice regular pattern. I wake up, eat breakfas...