My Diamond Has Tasted Flesh And Likes It
I got engaged about a month ago. It was a beautiful surprise, and I'm thrilled to be getting married to the love of my life. However, since getting engaged, there has been one drawback that has come up. My ring has now, a month since I started wearing it, attacked three people. I know what you're thinking. "Carina, that's ridiculous. It's an inanimate object. Rings can't attack people." You might be right, but I've got one fiance and two friends who would beg to differ. At first it started out like an accident. I was in my social dance class, and one of my friends there was feeling feverish, and asked me to confirm her suspicions. With an instinct guided by years of checking children for fevers, I pressed the outside of my left hand to her forehead, promptly stabbing her sensitive head-skin with my new diamond ring. My friend responded with a loud "ow!" and I quickly apologized in the most profuse manner. We made up, and I resolved to b...